Your Next Gift

Sink one in your drink!

Ice ahoy!! Gin and Titonic is guaranteed to be an unsinkable addition to your next party or boating launching! This reusable ice tray contains four icy Titanic ships and four menacing icebergs. Pair the up in your mixed drinks and re-create history. Go ahead... sink another round.

Just add gin, some friends...maybe a sea captain and let the fun begin!

Available at: Perpetual Kid (USA) and Drinkstuff (UK/Europe)

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Are you tough? Or maybe you just want to just look tough, without any pain or stigma? Then these tattoos are perfect 4 U! These temporary tattoos adhere to each of your knuckles and offer such classic witticisms as "This Hurt", "Last Call", "Babe Mgnt", "Eye Candy" and "Doll Face".

You're bad, and you know it, so let your fingers do the talking. Hopefully they won't get you into big trouble.

Select from Him or Her (although we'd take both and mix them up).

Are you a fan of vinyl toys? And a fan of mini speakers too? Now you can satisfy both geeks in you with the Headphonies which are essentially designer mini portable speakers-slash-toys-slash-keychains!

These Headphonies in the form of 3" ABS characters feature artwork by various ultra-cool designers, including Jeremy Madl and Eran Weinberg, are highly collectible and available strictly in limited editions*.

Rechargeable via USB, Headphonies simply plug into your MP3 player, mobile phone, any audio players really (any one with an audio jack, that is!). They mini cuties deliver surprisingly impressive audio. They've even got little LED 'hearts' to indicate when they are on/charged. Cute!

*Each edition is limited to 500-1000 pieces. The early bird catches the Headphonies!

Bake a birthday cake that says it all!

Birthdays don't always have to be days of planned happiness, ending with a disappointing Victoria sponge covered in soggy iced footballs. Why not get involved and inject a bit of joy into the whole thing with Suck UK's Happy Birthday Cake silicon mould?

The mould creates the cake that says it all - And implies you put a lot more effort into it than you actually did! Because if you want to, you can use it to microwave the perfect cake in 6 minutes! But we won't tell anyone if you don't (Don't worry though the mould is heatproof up to 300 degrees should you want to do it the old fashioned way in the oven).

Made from food grade silicon and including a recipe embossed onto the rim. You'll never need to eat a soggy football again!

Available at: Generate (USA/Canada)

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Place "The Hand" on your car, home or apartment window (suction cups included) and let the world know how you're feeling! Simply press one of the buttons on the wireless remote (with visor clip) and choose 1 or all 7 of the built-in hand gestures.

Using electroluminescent technology, combined with animation, The Hand will create a attention grabbing sensation wherever it is used! Includes the ever popular: I love you, Hang Loose, Devil Horns, The Bird, Loser , Power and Peace gestures. Use at night for the best effect. Awesome!

Available at: Perpetual Kid (USA)

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Friends, Romans, Countrymen, YourNextGift shoppers, lend me your ears. Here is a viable alternative to conventional birthday cake candles, which may well be starting to stack up - where did those years go?! Translate that figure to roman numerals and... it doesn't look so bad after all!

With enough numerals to provide you with all the numbers from 1 to 89 and a crash course in roman numerology this should suit you or your age sensitive loved one perfectly. Go on and party like its MCMXCIX!

Available at: Drinkstuff (UK) and Perpetual Kid (USA) and I Want One Of Those (UK/USA/International)

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Let'er rip!

Real Men don't use wimpy dime-store pizza cutters. Show that pizza you mean business with our new Pizza Boss 3000. It'll blast through pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies. It's built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up. A great "guy gift" packaged in a clear display giftbox!

Available at: Perpetual Kid (USA)

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Let friends and family know exactly where you are in the world and that everything's going swimmingly. Designed as a serious piece of rescue kit this Spot GPS has (as well as serious emergency location broadcasting) some deeply fun features. Before you set off on your adventures you set up email addresses and telephone numbers that you want to be contacted in an emergency, or if you just want to let your loved ones know where you are and that you're OK. At the click of the OK button the device will send an email (and a text if you have selected that option) to your chosen addresses. Not only will it contain your message, but also a link to Google Maps showing exactly where in the world you are! How cool is that? And you can even set the gizmo up to automatically send a location message every 10 minutes (useful for nervous parents who want to make sure little Billy and Mary are OK). On the serious side it also uses GPS satellites to track your coordinates and at the click of the emergency button will transmit them to your designated Spot team or the nearest emergency services - so you can be rescued whether you get stuck up a mountain, down a river, adrift at sea, or out in the desert.

It's small enough to fit on your belt, takes standard AA batteries and is very simple to use. Whilst this was principally designed to help the intrepid get themselves rescued for being, well, too intrepid probably, we think its most fun feature is the ability to be tracked by your family and mates as you globe-trot!

Features:

- A Spot GPS device that receives your GPS coordinates and transmits them, at your request, in the even of an emergency.
- Integrated belt clip.
- Requires a yearly subscription of 99.00Euro which includes unlimited usage of the emergency 9-1-1 function, 200 check in or Help messages to any phone worldwide and unlimited Help emails.
- All additional messages will be charged at 10p per message sent.
- The subscription can be upgraded (see www.findmespot.eu for details).
- Waterproof to a depth of 1 metre for up to 30 minutes.
- Will operate at temperatures between -40 degrees to 85 degrees and altitudes of 300 to 21,300 feet.
- Can last up to a year with the power on, 14 days in tracking mode and 7 consecutive days in emergency 9-1-1 mode.
- Suitable for ages 16 years+.
- Uses 2 x AA batteries.
- Size: 4.4" x 2.7" x 1.73" / 11.1cm x 6.9cm x 4.4 cm.

Available at: I Want One Of Those (UK/USA/Europe/International)

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Made from leftover wood used in making furniture, these wooden tools are crafted in the likeness of the tools used to fell the very trees they are made of. Handcrafted from 3/4" pine, no hardware is used in the fabrication and each piece signed and numbered by the designer Karl Zahn.

Available at: Generate (USA/Canada)

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Remember when mum used to lick a hankie and wipe your face with it? We do. It was last week after we slopped gravy around our gobs during Sunday lunch. With this time-honored sink-free cleaning technique in mind, we decided to search for a take-anywhere cleanser capable of removing muck without water. And waddya know, we've found one.

MomSpit is the nattily-named liquid cleanser that cleans like soap and water without the soap and water. Brilliant! Simply squirt a little into your hand and it instantly becomes a mousse that absorbs quickly and feels fantastic. No sink required.

Formulated to prevent the spread of bacteria, MomSpit will clean, moisturise and lift your spirits within seconds. And unlike regular no-rinse sanitizers, it actually removes dirt and grease. Once you've tried it you won't believe how often you need it, especially if you've got kids.

Of course there's no real substitute for soap and water but this alcohol-free formulation is the ultimate alternative when you're out and about. You can even pop it in your pocket or slip it in your bag/briefcase. Try doing that with a bar of soap and a bucket of water. On second thoughts, don't; you could get in a real lather.

Ideal for ketchup faces, petrol pump hands, crisp-flecked fingers, ice cream noses and countless everyday moments when your paws feel mucky, MomSpit is currently available in Lemon & White Tea - an irresistibly fresh fragrance that'll have you sniffing your mitts for all the right reasons.

We believe MomSpit is destined to totally clean up (geddit?) in the no-rinse cleanser market. It really is in a league of its own. Try it and you'll never feel mucky again (well not in the traditional sense). And remember: it's not gel. It's not sanitizer. It's MomSpit!

Available at: Firebox (USA/UK/International)

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Available only at Hammacher Schlemmer, this is the high-definition camcorder, slightly larger than a deck of cards, that instantly transfers videos and still pictures to your computer when placed in its dock. The camera automatically loads its software onto your computer when the dock is first connected, so there is nothing to configure and no need to search on your computer, as pictures and video are copied into the same location you specify every time.

The camera captures 1280 x 720 resolution video at 30 fps and can store up to one full hour of video on the included 2GB SD card. It can take up to 746 8MP still pictures at interpolated 3200 x 2400 resolution, has a 2X digital zoom, and displays pictures and video on a 2 1/2" TFT color display. Footage may also be transferred to any computer via a USB connection. The camcorder can plug directly to a TV to view images or video using the included composite or RCA cables. Its rechargeable battery provides two hours of operation from a three-hour charge when placed in its dock and it includes a USB cable and a soft carrying case.

Available only at: Hammacher Schlemmer (USA/International)

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A close encounter of the frozen kind!

Did you spend a good portion of your childhood (and your allowance) blasting 2-dimensional aliens to smithereens? Now you can freeze those precious moments in time with Ice Invaders. 100% pure silicone, oven-safe, dishwasher-safe and raygun-safe!

Available at: Perpetual Kid (USA) and Drinkstuff (UK)

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Make notes, draw sketches and let your creativity flow without being chained to a keyboard, and turn any scrap of paper into your very own electronic notebook. Back in the good old days*, before the information superhighway plowed its way into everyone's living room, people used to write letters to each other to stay in touch. With the increased popularity of email and texts this soon flew out the window and the closest we get to personalizing our correspondence is devising kooky e-signatures featuring "uplifting" thoughts for the day and other such banal and sycophantic psychobabble.

The Zpen lets you claim back a bit of your personality and freedom, and gives you a chance to dust off your handwriting. Clip the receiver to the top of any piece of paper or notepad and it will record every single stroke the Zpen makes, even if you're just doodling aimlessly. All you need do is plug the device into your USB drive when you get home (or to the office) and it effortlessly transfers your scrawl to your PC. If you need to convert your handwritten note into a document you can even transform it into plain text using the clever software provided. It's small enough to carry in your pocket, so if you're ever gripped by idea fever you can clip it to a cocktail napkin and scribble away to your heart's content. It will even recognize drawings! It's great to finally see handwriting play such a big part in a futuristic device like this, write and sketch anywhere!

*And why were they good? If you weren't a Prince then you probably lived in a hovel, ate gruel, slaved all day for some ponce with big hair and too many horses, had zero education and probably zero teeth, far too many children, and died poor, hungry and stupid at the age of 35. Doesn't sound that good really does it?

Features:

- A receiver and pen so you can scribble on any bit of paper and upload your sketches and notes onto your PC.
- The Zpen has a 1GB memory device that records your pen strokes.
- Software is pre-stored on the memory device so you can convert handwritten notes to digital text and find keywords.
- Whilst the handwriting conversion software is staggeringly effective, for best results we would recommend that you make sure your handwriting is as clear and well formed as possible.
- The pen can be refilled with standard ballpoint ink cartridges (if you're unsure of which ones to get just take the pen to the nearest stationery store).
- Compatible with Windows 2000, Windows XP & Vista.
- Suitable for ages 14 years+.
- Requires a USB port.
- The Zpen requires 2 x V393 Batteries (included).

Available at: I Want One Of Those (UK/USA/International)

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Ever since pubs started being replaced by 'bars' it's become increasingly difficult to buy a decent pint - and bottled beers seem to be little more than gas and weed killer. In the past homebrew was equally awful, and a lot murkier, but thanks to some astoundingly brilliant Canadians home brewed beer is now dangerously gorgeous and easy to make. The Beer Machine is simplicity itself to use, just add the beer mixture (made from 100% natural ingredients and delightfully free of all those ghastly chemicals.), and in seven to ten days you'll have 17 pints of really excellent beer.

It's fun, it's easy, and boy what a great reward!

Features:

- Custom pressure relief valve.
- De-foamer system.
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- Beer machine main body ( separates into 2 parts for easy cleaning)
- 2 extra pub style tap handles included for labeling or personalization.
- Brewing guide.
- One Brewers Select premium beer mix. Makes 28 - 12oz. servings.
- Size: 14" x 12" x 10" / 35cm x 31cm x 26cm.

Available at: The Beer Machine (USA/International) and I Want One Of Those (UK/USA/International)

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Not your Grandfather's ice tray!

All of a sudden, dentures aren't just for Grandpa anymore! Freeze up a batch of Frozen Smiles and drop them into any glass - they're the ice cubes that grin right back at you
(and your esteemed party guests). Don't you think they'll add a little bite to whatever you're drinking? The Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray is made from soft, food-safe synthetic rubber and packaged in clear, recyclable boxes.

Available at: I Want One Of Those (USA/UK/International)

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