Your Next Gift

Embrace Your Inner Nerd!

Whose idea was it to make smart "uncool?" Some dimwit, we'll wager. Somebody who reads books only because they're assigned. Somebody who has higher bowling scores than SATs. Somebody who thinks "overclocking" has something to do with the snooze button. We know you. That's not you.

You're smart, dammit. More importantly, you're not obsessed with impressing others. You are who you are, and you're proud of it. Maybe you scream it from the rafters, or maybe it's just in the privacy of your own home. Either way, you're comfortable in your own skin. You'll be comfortable in this heavyweight 100% cotton charcoal grey t-shirt, too. Or any geeky nerds you know who's birthday it is?

Available at: ThinkGeek (USA/International)

The robot apocalypse is coming... protect yourself with glowing shirts!

As you probably already know the Transformers have come to wage war across our puny planet. We recommend you choose your alliances now and hey it couldn't hurt to demonstrate your good faith by picking up some Transformers related apparel like these cool animated glowing T-Shirts!

Each features the Autobot or Decepticon logo, lights up and animates. We suggest you purchase one of each just in case... you don't want to be on the wrong side when transforming robots from Cybertron battle now do you?

Available at: ThinkGeek (USA/International) and Boystuff (UK)

Here at YourNextGift we're constantly amazed at the never-ending evolution of new ideas for gifts. Hey, it's our job. Take the lowly T-Shirt for example: In caveman times you had animal pelts... the Medieval era saw rise to the stylish burlap sack... next came lovely soft cotton and then synthetic polyester. Finally the modern space age delivers a fully functioning graphic equalizer in a handy t-shirt format. Party like it's 2999 with the glowing display on the T-Qualizer that dynamically changes with any ambient sound or music. This has to be the one of coolest wearable tech T-Shirts we've ever seen!

Available at: ThinkGeek (USA/Canada) and Firebox (UK/USA/International)

Proximity Based Geek Lovin

Staying healthy is the key to keeping yourself alive. Video game characters know this all too well. When your red heart gauge reaches zero... you die. For non-bitmap humans like you this is more of a challenge. But luckily after extensive study, those cool cats over at the ThinkGeek labs have determined that people feel best when they are in close proximity to something that they adore. Don't understand? Well luckily for you they've created this amazing 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt to illustrate.

Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one to your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, fembot 2000...). During your normal activities two and a half pixelated hearts will light up on your shirt. Hey... you're depressed and in need of a recharge. But get within hugging distance of your significant other wearing the matching shirt and suddenly the hearts on both of your shirts start to light up until you're fully powered up. Go too far astray from the source of your affections and you'll drop back down to two and a half hearts again. Got it?

Amazing you say? But what if you haven't found a cute geek girl or boy to love? Never fear lonely geek! You can buy an 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt and pick up a handy Transmitter Pack to go with it. Now place the transmitter pack near something you love like your Wii, Star Wars figure collection, or maybe in the backpack of that cute girl in chemistry class. When you get close to the transmitter pack then all the hearts on your shirt will light up. You've been revitalized!

Features:

- Glowing Animated T-Shirt Displays Your Remaining Life Energy.
- Buy as a Pair. When two shirts are within hugging distance all 6 hearts light up.
- Black 100% Cotton T-Shirt.
- Animated Decal is Removable (with hook and loop fasteners) for Easy Washing.
- Battery Pack is Concealed in a Small Pocket Sewn Inside the Shirt.
- Runs for hours off three AAA Batteries.

Available at: ThinkGeek (USA/International)

FAQ:

Q. I want to learn more about the 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt. What can you tell me?
A. What do you want to know?

Q. Do I need to buy two shirts?
A. You need to buy at least two shirts or one shirt and a transmitter pack for the 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt to function correctly.

Q. If I buy two mens shirts or two ladies shirts will they work together?
A. Yes. Any combination of shirts will light up to six hearts when they are close to each other.

Q. How does the 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt tell if two shirts are close together?
A. Magic of course... and a little proximity based radio frequency transmission/detection thrown in for good measure.

Q. So the shirts will light up to six hearts when they are about 5 meters apart?
A. About. It's not an exact science since the orientation of your body and other objects in the room can affect the range. [more info at ThinkGeek]

Looking for a humorous T-shirt with style? How about this "How To Pimp Your Grandma" Tee from Lucky Threadz? Perfect for Grandpa!

Available at: All Favourites (USA/International)

We love the gag T-Shirts over at Prank Place, and this one is perfect for all those couch potatoes we know! Made from 100% cotton, their T-Shirts come in a variety of sizes and they ship worldwide. Check out their other many hilarious shirts!

Available at: Prank Place (USA/International)

There comes a time in your life when comfort meets substance. When all your hard work seems to have paid dividends, and the world is at your command. All the things you hoped you could do someday, you're doing. The toils of youth are now your experiences... no longer the student, but the teacher.

To celebrate your accomplishments there is now clothing, apparel, T-Shirts, Footwear, Beanies and other Head Gear by "Old Guys Rule" to be worn as a badge of honor for a life well spent, but not nearly over...

Cool and unique clothing for that chap who is just a little bit older!

Available at: Old Guys Rule (USA/UK/Europe/International)

Don't get too impressed. This was originally supposed to be the "Animated Gears of War Shirt" but by the time those guys at ThinkGeek strapped a 360 to the back of the shirt and added a flatscreen to the front it just wasn't feasible. The test subjects kept falling over, no one liked the car battery power supply duct taped to their leg and don't even think about the price! So instead they present to you this fine Animated Retro Table Tennis Shirt. Hey... it's no third-person shooter with big-ass guns and amazing lighting effects, but it does capture that retro gaming nostalgia you've been craving.

Simply pop two AAA batteries into the concealed pack, push a button and voila! Amazing animated glowing old skool gaming on your chest. The two automated computer players are very talented and never seem to miss a shot... but you might want to watch for several hours just to be sure.

Features:

- It's Animated Old Skool Goodness!
- Dark Gray 100% Cotton T-Shirt
- Animated Decal is Removable (with hook and loop fasteners) for Easy Washing
- Battery Pack is Concealed in a Small Pocket Sewn Inside the Shirt
- Runs for hours off Two AAA Batteries

Available at: ThinkGeek (USA/International)

Put your best furry friend in this Bitches Love Me Dog T-Shirt and he will be the envy of all pups in the park. This black shirt has white text running across the back that reads, "Bitches Love Me!" Available in different sizes your pooch will sure to love you for getting them this!

Available at: Wrapables (USA)

Cool and cute baby t-shirts that express themselves. Why have your baby wear teddy bears or flowers when they can wear these outrageous shirts? Browse these top quality baby t-shirts, and you're guaranteed to find one perfect for your baby, or to give as a funny gift to a friend or family member.

This is one of our favorite slogans but there are dozens more such as, My Moms Hotter Than You Mom, Who Are You And Why Are You Talking Gibberish? and If I Don't Match It's Because Daddy Dressed Me!

These baby shirts come in a choice of sizes, most are available in 0-6 months, 6-12 months, 12-18 months, 18-24 months, 2T, 3T and 4T. All shirts are 100% Cotton.

Available at: Prank Place (USA)

Here at YourNextGift we're pretty lazy when it comes to technology. We expect our gadgets to do all the busywork while we focus on the high level important tasks like reading blogs. That's why we hate to have to crack open our laptops just to see if there is any wi-fi internet access about... and keychain wi-fi detectors, we would have to actually remove them from our pockets to look at them. But now thanks to the ingenious robot monkeys at ThinkGeek you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks/guys swoon at your presence. You can thank us later.

Features:

- Glowing animated shirt dynamically displays the current wi-fi signal strength.
- Shows signal strength for 802.11b or 802.11g
- Black 100% Cotton T-Shirt
- Animated Decal is Removable (with hook and loop fasteners) for Easy Washing
- Battery Pack is Concealed in a Small Pocket Sewn Inside the Shirt
- Runs for hours off three AAA Batteries (not included)

Available at: ThinkGeek (USA/Canada/International)

Now that pretty much everyone and their dog has a MySpace profile and they all have those "stylo" angular and arty photo's of themselves posted there, isn't it anyone wonder that people just don't recognize the real "you' anymore? We think this is the perfect Tee shirt to wear to let those people know! See these and many more funny and gag T-shirts over at Prank Place, they're all 100% cotton, come in a variety of sizes and they ship worldwide. (PS: Phew! Thankfully we're only on Friendster! LOL!)

Available at: Prank Place (USA / Worldwide)

Images are not always what they seem! In this new age of censorship and government intrusion into the private things in life, ThinkGeek have thoughtfully created this simple t-shirt to help confuse the matter. On the back is depicted a simple system to count in binary using one hand. On the front is simply the symbol for number four as depicted in this counting system. Simple as that. It's purely educational and scientific. Teachers should love it! 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with binary counting system on back and number four on the front. The perfect gift for the geek in your life!

Available at: ThinkGeek (USA/International)

We all like to have a pat on the back when we've done good work now don't we? And well, there's nothing wrong with "singing your own praises" once in a while is there? (especially when its justified LOL!)

But we were all just totally amazed here in the office when we received an email from one of our readers and its something that we just had to share with you!

Your Next Gift has been featured on Fox16's TV show Online Now!

Hosted by FOX16's technology reporter Roby Brock, Online Now shows you the best sites on the Internet. From planning your vacation to planning your meals to planning your wedding, and everything in between, you'll find it all Online Now. We are happy to report that YourNextGift.com was recently chosen and featured - see the clip here...

Fox16's media feature at Online Now reads...

Ever have a problem finding the perfect gift? Maybe you struggle to find a present for someone who has everything. Put your worries aside and let the internet help you with your unique gift shopping.

There are special occasions for which a card just won't do, but finding that perfect present could have you biting off more than you can chew. YourNextGift.com is an online shopping site that promises unique gifts for the person that has everything.

Gifts are split into categories like beauty, gear, music, office and for the procrastinators, last minute. Products range from the ordinary, like iPods, watches, and candle lanterns to the extraordinary, like a day rental on a Ferrari, a working virtual keyboard or a painting of your personal DNA code. Browse for the perfect gift, read up on its features, and then click the item to be redirected to the site where you can purchase it online.

The web catalog also offers a complete list of the stores that they feature items from, in case you need some different ideas. Finding that perfect gift can seem impossible sometimes, but that person that has everything is no match for YourNextGift.com!

See TV media feature at Fox16.com

Heartfelt appreciation from us all here at YNG, to Amy, Roby and all the team at Fox16 for reporting on our site - we can now officially use the logo "As Seen On TV", many thanks!

The coolest T shirts from the coolest movie this summer! These awesome Transformers Tees look the business with their retro 1984 designs; Robots in Disguise, Decepticon, Optimus Prime and the Movie Poster itself - for big boys everywhere!

Available at: NerdyShirts